Monday, March 26, 2007

Did you know? 2

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Did you know?

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.