The Deal

OK. Time to stop screwing around. Figuratively speaking of course (I'm not crazy!). It is time to do something drastic to get the diet and training back on track. The plan is to weigh in tomorrow morning, and then drop 6 pounds by next Friday. If I can't drop the weight, I will post a picture of myself swimming at the pool last summer. How is that for a scary thought??? If I do have to post the picture, I'm pretty sure the horrifying embarrassment of everyone seeing the terrible truth will be almost unbearable. On the plus side, though, I'm pretty sure that either Animal Planet or National Geographic would pay good money for that nature footage, so that's pretty cool.

So I will post my weight in the morning, and then provide updates every morning. That way, if it looks like I'm not going to make it, you will all have fair warning. I would hate for someone to show up here for the first time next Friday and think they stumbled onto some kind of weird, chubby dude, softcore swimming pool porn. Not that there is anything wrong with that....